Hilarious and Memorable Letterkenny Quotes

Letterkenny Quotes Wayne

Wayne, played by Jared Keeso, is one of the central characters in the TV show "Letterkenny" known for his quick wit and unique way of speaking. Here are some quotes from Wayne:

1. "Oh, you better give your balls a tug, titf***er!"

2. "To be fair."

3. "Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er!"

4. "Hard no."

5. "Figure it out!"

6. "I'm not saying I'd go down on an ostrich, but if she didn't tell, I wouldn't tell."

7. "Dary, that came out well."

8. "Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy!"

9. "Not my pig, not my farm."

10. "Not a Letterkenny problem."

11. "You can hold my spitter. If you can handle it."

12. "Oh, you're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"

13. "There's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe."

14. "Let's take about 5-10% off 'er there, Squirrely Dan."

15. "Pump the brakes, you take about 15-20% off there, Squirrely Dan."

16. "Give your balls a tug, you titf***er."

17. "Take about 20% off there, big shoots."

18. "Gotta love the produce stand. It's like our city hall, all it's missing is a Polish flag."

19. "It's impolite to ask someone about their private stock."

20. "I don't need to do the chirpin' here, bud."

21. "It's a hard no."

22. "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"

23. "Three things I'd ask of you. Don't get drunk, fight or chew."

24. "Can confirm."

25. "Spare parts, big shoots."

26. "Go pound some sand."

27. "Squirrely Dan, back when she was 19, your aunt Helen could throw a bale further than you!"

28. "Let's have a good clean game."

29. "Oh, that's what I appreciates about you."

30. "I wasn't hurt."

31. "I wouldn't wish those problems on a Kool-Aid."

32. "That's a Texas-sized 10-4, good buddy."

33. "I think we're all waitin' to see how this pans out."

34. "I'll have some smokes. Let me get some smokes."

35. "All I know is there's no way you gettin' that shirt back, bud."

36. "A guy wants to fight, we fight. So what? Ferda!"

37. "How are ya now?"

38. "Not much, how 'bout you?"

39. "You're spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"

These quotes capture the unique language and humor of Wayne in "Letterkenny."

Letterkenny Quotes Shoresy

Shoresy is a character in "Letterkenny" known for his quick and often offensive insults. Here are some quotes from Shoresy:

1. "You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop."

2. "Your mom's a... your mom's hot!"

3. "Pitter-patter, boys. Let's get at 'er!"

4. "Pump the brakes, ferda."

5. "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"

6. "You wish there were more of me to go around."

7. "You're doing terrific!"

8. "You're doing great out there!"

9. "You're doing great, yeah!"

10. "I'm the f***in' Sultan of S**t, your majesty!"

11. "You're 10-ply, bud!"

12. "Your sister's hot, Wayne!"

13. "I'm the f***in' hardest guy in town!"

14. "You're 10-ply, bud!"

15. "Your mom's 10-ply!"

16. "You're the hardest guy to get along with!"

Please note that Shoresy's quotes are often laced with profanity and insults, as is characteristic of his character in the show.

Letterkenny Quotes To Be Fair

"To be fair" is a catchphrase commonly used by Wayne in "Letterkenny." It's often used as a preface to express fairness, agreement, or understanding. Here are a few "To be fair" quotes from the show:

1. "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand 'Letterkenny.'"

2. "To be fair, I think we're all waitin' to see how this pans out."

3. "To be fair, you can't argue with someone who's too stubborn to see the other side."

4. "To be fair, there's no better way to start the day than with a cup of coffee and some 'Letterkenny'."

These quotes represent how the phrase "To be fair" is used in various contexts within the show.

Letterkenny Quotes Hockey

Hockey is a significant theme in "Letterkenny," and there are many memorable quotes related to the sport. Here are some "Letterkenny" quotes about hockey:

1. "Hockey players aren't tough unless they can toss the mitts." - Wayne

2. "Crushing brews and crushin' [expletive] is what we're all about!" - Reilly

3. "You want some sauce? You got some sauce!" - Jonesy

4. "It's f***in' embarrassing!" - Reilly

5. "I'm all about [expletive] huggin'." - Wayne

6. "Ferda!" - Reilly and Jonesy

7. "We're here to pump you up!" - Reilly and Jonesy

8. "It's a hard no on the opposing team." - Wayne

9. "And we're takin' it to the bar tonight, boys!" - Reilly and Jonesy

10. "You gotta have good snipe, boys." - Jonesy

11. "You can take the woman out of hockey, but you can't take the hockey out of the woman." - Wayne

12. "You play for the crest on the front, not the name on the back." - Wayne

13. "You wanna win or you wanna lose?" - Wayne

14. "Hockey's just better in Canada." - Wayne

15. "This is our game, and it's Canada's game." - Wayne

These quotes capture the enthusiasm and humor surrounding hockey in "Letterkenny."