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Incorrect Quotes

Here are 100 funny and incorrect quotes for a good laugh

1. "I can resist everything except temptation." - The Rock

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Albert Einstein

3. "Haters gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake." - William Shakespeare

4. "If life gives you lemons, demand to see life's manager." - Meryl Streep

5. "I put the 'elusive' in 'inconclusive.'" - Sherlock Holmes

6. "I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning." - Rapunzel

7. "I believe in dragons, unicorns, and good hair days." - Marie Antoinette

8. "I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge." - John Legend

9. "My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do." - Dumbledore

10. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode." - Sloth

11. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Groot

12. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

13. "I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way." - Unknown

14. "I don't need a parachute, my sarcasm will cushion my fall." - Chandler Bing

15. "In pizza, we crust." - Unknown

16. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition." - Willy Wonka

17. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" - Captain America

18. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together?" - Wonder Woman

19. "Exercise? Oh, I thought you said 'extra fries'." - Unknown

20. "My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'lunch'." - Unknown

21. "I put the 'stud' in 'study'." - Unknown

22. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper

23. "I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed." - Garfield

24. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

25. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright

26. "I'm not shy, I'm just holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown

27. "I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing." - Unknown

28. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper

29. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way." - Unknown

30. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

31. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." - Unknown

32. "I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing." - Unknown

33. "I'm on the whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Unknown

34. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

35. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode." - Unknown

36. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours." - Cheshire Cat

37. "I'm not a princess. I'm a Khaleesi." - Daenerys Targaryen

38. "I'm not special; I'm just a limited edition." - Unknown

39. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

40. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

41. "I'm not late, everyone else is just early." - Gandalf

42. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

43. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a not-a-morning person." - Unknown

44. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

45. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a genius in disguise." - Unknown

46. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way." - Unknown

47. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

48. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition." - Unknown

49. "I'm not old, I'm just a little vintage." - Unknown

50. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together

." - Wonder Woman

51. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged." - Unknown

52. "I'm not always sarcastic... sometimes, I'm asleep." - Unknown

53. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

54. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." - Unknown

55. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

56. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

57. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

58. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

59. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just so excited about life that I forget to be coordinated." - Unknown

60. "I'm not shy, I'm just really good at figuring out who's worth talking to." - Unknown

61. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

62. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

63. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." - Unknown

64. "I'm not late, I'm on stealth mode." - Unknown

65. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

66. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

67. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

68. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way." - Unknown

69. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

70. "I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition." - Unknown

71. "I'm not old, I'm just a little vintage." - Unknown

72. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

73. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged." - Unknown

74. "I'm not always sarcastic... sometimes, I'm asleep." - Unknown

75. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

76. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." - Unknown

77. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

78. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

79. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

80. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

81. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just so excited about life that I forget to be coordinated." - Unknown

82. "I'm not shy, I'm just really good at figuring out who's worth talking to." - Unknown

83. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

84. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

85. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." - Unknown

86. "I'm not late, I'm on stealth mode." - Unknown

87. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

88. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

89. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

90. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in my way." - Unknown

91. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

92. "I'm not weird, I'm just a limited edition." - Unknown

93. "I'm not old, I'm just a little vintage." - Unknown

94. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together." - Wonder Woman

95. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged." - Unknown

96. "I'm not always sarcastic... sometimes, I'm asleep." - Unknown

97. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

98. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." - Unknown

99. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

100. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... slowly." - Unknown

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