Nacho Libre Quotes

Nacho Libre

"Nacho Libre" is a comedy film released in 2006. It was directed by Jared Hess and starred Jack Black in the lead role. The movie is a fictionalized comedy based on the life of a Mexican Catholic priest named Ignacio, played by Jack Black, who moonlights as a luchador (a professional wrestler) to raise money for the orphanage where he works. "Nacho Libre" is known for its quirky humor and offbeat characters. It combines elements of comedy, wrestling, and Mexican culture to create a unique and entertaining story. The film received mixed reviews from critics but has gained a cult following over the years. The character of Nacho Libre became iconic, with his distinctive wrestling mask and over-the-top personality. The movie features comedic wrestling matches, memorable catchphrases, and physical comedy. It also explores themes of following one's dreams, overcoming obstacles, and the importance of friendship. Overall, "Nacho Libre" is a lighthearted comedy that offers an enjoyable and sometimes absurd cinematic experience. If you're a fan of Jack Black's comedic style or enjoy offbeat comedies, you might find "Nacho Libre" entertaining.

Nacho Libre Quotes

1. "I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears."

2. "I am not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win!"

3. "They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!"

4. "Someday, I'll be a true warrior like you, only better 'cause I'll be real!"

5. "Get that corn out of my face!"

6. "I'm a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?"

7. "Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!"

8. "I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win."

9. "Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

10. "I am a-singing at the party! I am singing! It's my turn to sing! Hear me sing!"

11. "I'm the gatekeeper of my own destiny, and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."

12. "Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good!"

13. "I'm not a man, I'm a statue."

14. "I am Ramses, and I am number one! The best!"

15. "Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?"

16. "I don't believe in God, I believe in science."

17. "I'm not gonna get out of here. I'm gonna stay in this cave with you, forever."

18. "You're the best wrestler in your weight class. Which... is like the 50th largest weight class."

19. "They think I'm a fool, but I know the real reason why you're here. I know what's been on your mind."

20. "I am a-singing at the party! I am singing! It's my turn to sing! Hear me sing!"

21. "I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win."

22. "I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears."

23. "I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."

24. "I'm not fat! I'm fluffy!"

25. "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want."

26. "Encarnación, I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."

27. "When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants... in your room."

28. "I don't know what it means to be the best. I just want to do good."

29. "The Lord wants you to have something... a pair of stretchy pants."

30. "I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour."

Remember, these quotes may not be in the exact order as they appear in the movie, but they capture some of the memorable lines from "Nacho Libre."

Nacho Libre Quotes