Talladega Nights Quotes "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" is a comedy film released in 2006. Directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, the film is a satirical take on the world of NASCAR racing and the culture surrounding it.

The story follows the character Ricky Bobby (played by Will Ferrell), a dim-witted and egocentric race car driver who rises to fame in the world of NASCAR. Ricky Bobby's success and over-the-top personality lead to both comedic situations and personal challenges. His life takes a turn when a French Formula One driver named Jean Girard (played by Sacha Baron Cohen) challenges him, leading to a rivalry between the two drivers.

The film combines humor, satire, and outrageous scenarios to poke fun at the American obsession with sports, competitiveness, and celebrity culture. It also explores themes of friendship, family, and the pursuit of success.

"Talladega Nights" received mixed reviews from critics but was generally well-received by audiences for its over-the-top humor and the comedic chemistry between the cast members. Will Ferrell's portrayal of Ricky Bobby became particularly iconic, and the film has since gained a cult following.

Talladega Nights Quotes

Here are 50 memorable quotes from the movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"

1. "If you ain't first, you're last."

2. "Shake and bake!"

3. "I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

4. "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors."

5. "I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

6. "I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too.'"

7. "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"

8. "I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine."

9. "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

10. "I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

11. "Ricky, I was high when I said that."

12. "You taste of America."

13. "I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that."

14. "Here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

15. "It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid."

16. "Help me, Tom Cruise! Use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!"

17. "I like to think of Jesus as an eagle, or a falcon. Or maybe something cool, like a hawk."

18. "If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!"

19. "You can't have two number ones."

20. "It's called a 'shake and bake.' It's a little trick we used to do back in the day."

21. "There's nothin' more frightenin' than drivin' with a live cougar in the car."

22. "You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain't nothin' more goddamn frightening than drivin' with a live cougar in the car."

23. "Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy?"

24. "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

25. "Hey, Cal, you know what I was thinkin'? I was thinkin' about letting you win one."

26. "If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman."

27. "Ricky, Bobby, I was high when I said that. That makes no sense at all. You can be second, third, fourth, hell, you can even be fifth."

28. "I'm on fire, Chip!"

29. "I'm running down the street with a plasma screen TV!"

30. "I'm in the middle of a cornfield, I'm running for my life, I'm on fire, and if you're gonna yell at me about that, it's just gonna make this go worse."

31. "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

32. "Why'd you have to say it like that, Ricky? Now I can't stop thinking about it. I hate you."

33. "I'm just a big, hairy American winning machine."

34. "I can't control it!"

35. "He's all jacked up on Goofballs."

36. "Nothin' scarier than drivin' with a live cougar in the car."

37. "I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-Shirt, 'cause it says like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too.'"

38. "It's the opposite of running!"

39. "I've gotta go fast. I've gotta go fast. I've gotta go fast."

40. "I've got the shakes that will make me quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I've got that burgers that... will... I just got burgers."

41. "I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

42. "Slingshot engage!"

43. "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!"

44. "Ricky Bobby: The Chevelle's here. Cal Naughton Jr.: Is that the one with the tiger on it? Ricky Bobby: Oh, no, that's the Cougar. The Chevelle's the one that says 'Shake n Bake' on the side."

45. "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

46. "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

47. "Man, I'm high on life!"

48. "Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

49. "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"

50. "Lucius Washington: How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's? Ricky Bobby: Man, we can get kicked out of an Applebee's anytime. You want to get the crap kicked out of you?"

Talladega Nights Quotes

Here are the quotes related to the phrases you mentioned from the movie "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby":

**Baby Jesus:**

1. "Dear Lord, baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors." - Ricky Bobby

**Baby Jesus Tuxedo:**

2. "I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too.'" - Cal Naughton Jr.

**Shake and Bake:**

3. "Shake and bake!" - Cal Naughton Jr. and Ricky Bobby

**Harder Than a Diamond:**

4. "I'm paralyzed with not only the fear of losing it all, but also the actual loss of it all. I am, if anything, if I'm not anything, I'm fragile. I feel like a little bitty baby." - Ricky Bobby

**#Chip:**

5. "Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!" - Ricky Bobby

**Funny Quotes:**

6. "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Ricky Bobby

7. "I've got the shakes that will make me quake. I've got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I've got that burgers that... will... I just got burgers." - Cal Naughton Jr.

**Dinner Scene:**

8. "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers." - Ricky Bobby (said at the dinner table)

**With All Due Respect:**

9. "With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you had an experimental army motorcycle." - Ricky Bobby

**Crepes:**

10. "You can't have two number ones. That's like having two first names. We might as well call you 'Mittens.'" - Ricky Bobby

11. "Oh, crepes. Well, I hope you have a big appetite, because I'm French!" - Jean Girard