Ted Lasso Quotes : Humor, Wisdom, Optimism, Life Lessons, Soccer, Hope, Belief, Positivity, Inspiration
"Ted Lasso" is a heartwarming comedy series following an American football coach hired to lead a struggling English soccer team. Through his unorthodox methods, Ted brings optimism, empathy, and humor to the team and the community. The show explores themes of teamwork, resilience, and the power of kindness in sports and life.
Ted Lasso Quotes
37 Quotes from the TV show "Ted Lasso":
1. "Be curious, not judgmental."
2. "I believe in hope. I believe in believe."
3. "I reckon sometimes there’s as many good reasons to smile as there are to not."
4. "I’d like to think that the folks in my charge are doing things because they want to, not because they have to."
5. "I think we’re all as happy as we decide to be."
6. "You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam."
7. "I’ll tell you what I do when I’m having a bad day. I imagine what butter looks like when it’s still in the cow."
8. "I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible."
9. "I don’t believe in ghosts, but I’m afraid of them."
10. "It’s the hope that kills you."
11. "Sometimes the best way to get rid of the pain is to feel the pain."
12. "Do you believe in ghosts? ‘Cause I think my office might be haunted."
13. "You know what the problem with believing in the impossible is? You know what the problem with believing in the impossible is? It’s impossible!"
14. "Success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."
15. "It’s like the old saying: 'You have to be twice as good as a man to be considered half as good.'"
16. "It’s all part of the rich pageant of life."
17. "You never know what you might know."
18. "Sometimes you gotta press the button before you know what it does."
19. "I know that’s just a technicality, but I love technicalities!"
20. "Richmond will be hosting the worst European soccer match since the events of 1492, when Christopher Columbus left the great city of Oakland, California, to discover India, and instead discovered two small countries in Europe."
21. "I don’t want us to be sad. But I do want us to mourn the loss. Because if we don’t, then we can never heal."
22. "Hey, let me ask you something. How many countries are there in the world?"
23. "You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam."
24. "You know what? There’s lots of places to sit."
25. "You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish, Sam."
26. "I’ll tell you what I do when I’m having a bad day. I imagine what butter looks like when it’s still in the cow."
27. "I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible."
28. "I don’t want us to be sad. But I do want us to mourn the loss. Because if we don’t, then we can never heal."
29. "Richmond will be hosting the worst European soccer match since the events of 1492, when Christopher Columbus left the great city of Oakland, California, to discover India, and instead discovered two small countries in Europe."
30. "I know that’s just a technicality, but I love technicalities!"
31. "Do you believe in ghosts? ‘Cause I think my office might be haunted."
32. "You know what the problem with believing in the impossible is? You know what the problem with believing in the impossible is? It’s impossible!"
33. "Success is not about the wins and losses. It’s about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field."
34. "It’s like the old saying: 'You have to be twice as good as a man to be considered half as good.'"
35. "If you want to win games, you’re going to have to stop giving up ties."
36. "Hey, let me ask you something. How many countries are there in the world?"
37. "Sometimes you gotta press the button before you know what it does."
These quotes capture the essence of the show's humor, wisdom, and optimism.
Ted Lasso Quotes
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